Do you believe this will change?

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shea kisses a girl

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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women's rights

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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