A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Guess What! HI!

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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