- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Doorbell salesman.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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