- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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