YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Two english guys meet at work

Emily Brunelle is skinny

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Shut the cork up!

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Jersey Shore

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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