- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Your Mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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