- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

I can't see my forehead

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

colby doesnt shave

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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