Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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your moms my other ride

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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