- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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