I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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