A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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