- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

my friend is gay hes gay

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Mrs. Welsh

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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