- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

pickle sniffer

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Your mom is fat

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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