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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

i cant think of one.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Kathy Griffin.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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