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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Doorbell salesman.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

knock knock ... no one was in

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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