- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Thanks

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why? Whats wrong?

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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