Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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split your ass cheek

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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I'm taken

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Canada AYY

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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the WNBA

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Anti Joke

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