- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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