- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

I had my period 3 days ago.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

fack me in the ace! CC

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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