A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

matty russel are you on here

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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