What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Your all fags

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Potassium? K.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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