- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Womens Rights.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

my shift key is broken1

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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