- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What is long and black The unemployment line

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Life is an elephant, get married.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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