- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Today is May 18 2016.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Deadly cancer.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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