- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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