What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

You know what sucks? Yes.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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