A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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