why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What comes after 23? 24.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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