What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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