A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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boys

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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24!

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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