Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Women's rights.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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