- Anti Joke

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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