- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Error 37.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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