- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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