what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Colby is gay.... thats it

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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