A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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