- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Knock, Knock. Come In.

girls lacrosse

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

I am a n1gger.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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