- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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