- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

A guy trips a blind man.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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