- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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