Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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