Land Rovers

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Gay's rights

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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mark is mark

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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