men, men like men= men+bed

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Women.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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