What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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