- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What causes floods? Too much water.

What's an Anti Joke?

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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