- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Jaden McMichael

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Ted Haggard.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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