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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

A new restaurant KKKcake

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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