- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

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