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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Women's rights.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What did the man without a tongue say...

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Their, they're, there You're, your

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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