Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Guess what? The Game.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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