Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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