- Anti Joke

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

justin bieber

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant