whats black? a black man

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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