26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Yes.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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