A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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