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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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