Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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