Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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