Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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BenWuzHear

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Billy Cundiff.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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