- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Mike tyson

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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