why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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