Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Where do you live? In a house

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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