- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Samantha

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How do you hold someone in suspense?

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

involved parents.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

hey bill!

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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