- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why did the dog eat poop?

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Knock knock. Come in.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

i like tits

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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