Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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